#clark ‘the pervert’ kent #i mean jesus #whoever says superman is a monk in spandex needs to revisit their opinions. #is he even serious? #you should be outlawed. #fact: clark knows more about the topography of lois’ body - down to the nanoscopic level #than the entire population of metropolis combined knows about… well anything. #he could probably recite the measurements of her boobs in every bra she owns from memory if you asked. #bc he clearly spends more time checking her out than he does most things. #(i love this fool. first bc he was once a boy and he is just a man. #with blood vessels that point stand to attention the minute she walks in a room. bless.) 

Clark’s thoughts in ‘Hex’ and in his wedding vows he writes about how they believe in each other; Great insight from Clark about how your life partner is someone who must believe in you completely. That is so Clark Kent.